Home » “You Don’t Win Friends With Salad.” “You Don’t Win Friends With Salad.” Dave July 21, 2009 Posted in news, recipes, sites 0 Likes 1346 Views Share: TwitterFacebookPinterestRedditLinkedin So says Homer Simpson. Nevertheless, Mark Bittman, writing for the New York Times has come up with 101 ways to make a meal out of salad, ranging from vegan, to vegetarian, to omnivorous. Share this: Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook Click to share on X (Opens in new window) X Related Articles 0 1332 Creamed Shallots 0 1244 Kefta Kebobs 0 1373 Potato Gratin 0 1311 Whoops.